Melly Made It made it. To brunch party is to dream a dreamer’s dream.

It was December 31- That should explain the shoddy camerawork.

Daniel Goodbaum is the fake Goodbaum. Mike Goodbaum is the real Goodbaum.

If oversized lucky charms existed, this video wouldn’t.

They are missing the potential of all the shrimp heads. I will never not drink a head-size mug of beer when I go to Guu.

Watermelon summer trilogy conclusion.

Not that I’m advocating, but when I see a restaurant labelled as ‘Asian’ or ‘Pan-Asian’ I don’t know what they’re trying to pull.

Part 3 of the chalkboard sign trilogy of the summer. That minty iced tea sounds great.

Too much?

Eat two bowls of abrasive breakfast cereal, some mini sour key candies, and then drink this.

I’m not I’m not I’m not I’m not except for when I am.

R for Ramendetta would be a great 2002 playstation game.

The frozen street foods of my imagination are delicious.

I could do this for 20 minutes. But I can’t.

The blow torch is the mobility answer to the food people’s cart scenario.

Disappointing lack of foodnames. Best to stick to Jewish cemeteries.

This is the first episode. Please give me a job or an art school.

Brined, smoked, sous-vide, roasted. Belly tied to shoulder.
Very close to super ultimate.